LH 3700 Departing from Frankfurt to Fictitious Point [sic] at 8:30 – will be leaving from Gate Z06.You cannot make this stuff up. I wonder if I can get a seat to Fictitious Point? I could meet fictitious people – I hear they are great. but wait. This gives me an idea, I mean, I know I am board here but wouldn’t it be cool to be able to board a plane and go to some Fictitious Point. Maybe it would make a good sci-fi show. Kind of like Star Trek but the plane goes somewhere different every time they take off… Different Worlds.. One of the worlds outfits the plane with cool super tech so Jet-A fuel is not required. Maybe a few fictitious people join the crew. And they are blue people, yeah blue people – not smurf blue but devil blue. And there is a fictitious animal, it can turn itself inside out when scared. It eats fictitious food and its name is d’artanian….. The pilot asks me to take right seat and I tell her that I am ready to help! Later, I learn she is Fictitious and d’artanian becomes my best friend… Thank You Frankfurt for your flight status board….